Circling the Drain

[billroper]

daisy_knotwise and I joined samwinolj, Bonnie, Jerry, and whl for an excursion to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 this afternoon. By the end of the movie, things weren't going well for our heroes, which was hardly a surprise. But it was a well-constructed film and hung together nicely, despite my not having read the novel since the weekend that it was released. Other members of the group were more likely to be able to note the subplots that hit the scripting room floor, but that's always going to be the case when turning a dense novel into even two films.

After that, we grabbed a quick dinner at Steak & Shake, then headed home to relieve the babysitter. :) The rest of the group came to join us for heavily adulterated banana bread (add real bananas, chocolate chips, and walnuts to the mix). This was followed by Sam and I playing an exciting game of Clear That Toilet!.

See, Julie had once again introduced a foreign object into the toilet downstairs. Last time, it was a piece of volcanic rock. This time, it was rumored to be a toothbrush. The upshot was that the toilet was no longer actually willing to flush and since the last time we'd called a plumber, it had resulted in a $300 bill, I figured I'd attack this job myself. Gretchen wisely figured out that I should ask Sam for help instead. And so I had -- the previous evening, because it would hardly have been polite to lure him to our house with heavily adulterated banana bread and then mention the toilet.

We shut off the valve and drained the toilet, then unbolted it and lifted it up in the air. No sign of an obstruction. I ran the toilet augur down into the bowl as Sam held it on the edge of the tub. No luck. So we set the toilet on its side on the floor and tried running the augur in from the bottom.

A moment later, there was a clunk and we looked in the bowl to find Julie's toothbrush, rather the worse for the wear. It was eventually consigned to the top of the wastebasket full of debris which we took to Gretchen to dispose of. And, of course, Julie had to be convinced not to recover the toothbrush from the trash. *sigh*

The toilet is now back where it belongs and appears to be working fine. And I now know how to lift a toilet.

And why the plumber charges $300.

Comments

[starmalachite.livejournal.com]

As Plucky Duck would say, "Ooooh, it *doesn't* go down de hole!"

[artbeco.livejournal.com]

Wow, you guys owe Sam big time!

[billroper]

Yes, and Gretchen is now making kitchen curtains for Sam and Bonnie. :)

[msminlr.livejournal.com]

So, having Done It Yourselves once, are you willing to Do It Again Next Time or are you going to set up a fund so you can hire the pro? I personally have a strong aversion to hiring-out most things that I can do myself, but every now and then I decide that THIS one is worth paying the expert to get it done QUICKLY.

[billroper]

It will depend on how much time I have available. :)

[controuble.livejournal.com]

You DID put a new wax ring in before replacing it, right? Right??

[billroper]

Oh, yes. Bought that the night before.

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

The really mean and despicable side of me wants to suggest that the next time Julie does this, she should be forced to brush her teeth with the toothbrush after you retrieve it. The merely snarky side of me realizes that this is the sort of thing at which the ghouls known as Child Protective Services tend to look askance.

And you now probably understand why it's probably a good thing that I'm not a parent.