Musings on a Bald Spot

[billroper]

One of the hazards that most men face as they get older is that their hair starts to disappear. While I'm not doing too badly in front, there's this bald spot that's started to pop up in back on one side, right where the part in my hair ends. Of course, since it's in back, it's not easy to keep track of its progress, although I'm reminded each time I get a haircut -- like, say, today.

The problem is trying to spot the bald spot when working with just a single mirror. I've been working on the trick of moving faster than light, so that I can turn and catch the reflection of the back of my head as the light bounces off the mirror, but I haven't quite mastered it yet.

I don't recall Barry Allen having this problem. Then again, he had a crew cut, which is a problem of another kind altogether.

Comments

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

Many guys seem to view hair loss as one of the worst things about getting older. I view it as one of the few compensating advantages.

[pbristow.livejournal.com]

Ah, y'see, to witness the back of your own head, you need a set-up rather like the Michaelson-Morley experiment, with two mirrors facing each other a suitably long distance apart. You put your head between the mirrors, looking stright at one of them, then you need to duck out of the way sideways, allowing the image of your scalp to pass by you after it's first reflection, turn your head through 180 degrees as the image does its 2nd bounce, and be ready to jump back in line as it does the third bounce, just in time to catch the image in your eye.

If you're not quite nimble enough for all this dodging & turning, then take another leaf out of M & M's book, and place your head on a rapidly rotating platform, with an oscillating arm that swings your head in and out of the light path in sync with the rotation.

Or then again, you could just *very slightly* angle the two mirrors away from each other and then sit and leisurelililililily admire your hindbrain after only 2 reflections, for as long as you like - but where's the fun in that? =:o}

[pbristow.livejournal.com]

(Of course, a more refined version would include some sort of shutter to mask out excessive motion-blur.)

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

Ah.. welcome to growing older my friend.. But rest in comfort knowing that as long as we live, Chris Clayton and John Hall will always have us beat.

Schrödinger’s Bald Spot

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

It is neither expanding nor staying the same until you actually observe it.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

I started losing my hair when I was in my early 20s. I swore to myself that it was something that I would do gracefully, and so I try to keep perspective (Thank goodness for Christine Lavin! *grin*)

Luckily, at least some people seem to think that I wear it well.