Oh. One of *Those* Days.

[billroper]

I was driving to work this morning and stopped at a stop sign with my driver's side window rolled down about four inches. Some bird equipped with a Norden bomb sight managed to crap through this slit and onto my exposed wrist.

At least it wasn't a Foo bird.

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[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Some people have all the luck.

You don't appear to be one of them, though ;)

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the laugh, although I'm very sorry for your misfortune.

[shannachie.livejournal.com]

I remember sitting on a bench beyong a beach in England. I opened my handbag to take something out. A gigantic seagull took aim. Must have been a sharp shooter. NOt a drop outside the bag. But half a pint worth of.... Everything was covered. Seagulls are really big birds. Believe me, only cows are bigger. And I grateful they don't fly.

[billroper]

*oof* Well, that's definitely worse than my avian encounter this morning.

But maybe not as bad as the guy in PE class my freshman year of high school who apparently had a target for seagulls painted right on top of his head one day...

(On the other hand, he was wash and wear.)

[poltr1]

Years ago, I was at a picnic at a park along the Niagara River. That day, I happened to be in one seagull's line of fire, and was guanoed on my shirt collar. Yuck.

"Some days, you're the pigeon. Other days, you're the statue." :-|

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

Foo bird

I had to look that up. D'oh!

[shannachie.livejournal.com]

What did you find out???

[dbcooper.livejournal.com]

It's part of a punch line that ends, "wear it."

[billroper]

Here's one of a number of variations on the joke.

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

You asked for it... (http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/animal42.htm) I take no responsibility.