The Rejected Sarah Palin Convention Bio

[billroper]

Well, I thought this was funny...

And as long as we're on the subject:

daisy_knotwise pointed out a while back that the problem with Rep. Dennis Kucinich's campaign for the Democratic Presidential nomination was simple. When you show the candidate speaking on TV, you always see his position, his name, his party affiliation, and state attached. So every time you looked at Kucinich, you saw:

Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH)

Yup. Kucinich. D'oh!

And this explains why men like Alaska's governor Sarah Palin:

Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK)

Men. Only interested in one thing. :)

Comments

[kevinnickerson.livejournal.com]

That was amusing. Jon Stewart had one too, but I'm too lazy to hunt it down.

[ericcoleman]

Well ... two things

[huskiebear.livejournal.com]

I am either very virtuous or very naive in that I did not get it *at all* until you said that...

[billroper]

Both, my dear. Both. :)

[huskiebear.livejournal.com]

Or maybe just hopelessly heterosexual.

[billroper]

I stand corrected.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

The number of people (male) who have said what a babe she is are legion. Or the Sexee Librarian thing.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, have you ever seen Kucinich's wife?

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

And she has the accent thing (Elizabeth Kucinich, not Sara Palin).

[billroper]

D'oh!

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's what you meant. Believe it or not, I've never seen the Simpsons.

[singingpatient.livejournal.com]

cute vid.
i getr the DoH
but I don't get the RaK...?

[singingpatient.livejournal.com]

oh. rack. like you know, gun rack.

[billroper]

Um, no. Not so much a gun rack as a slang expression for a woman's bosom. :)

[singingpatient.livejournal.com]

yes i know i was being smart alecky (the second time).
doesn't translate well over internet...

[billroper]

Ah, I missed the marker. :)

[huskiebear.livejournal.com]

Obviously it's strictly a guy thing.