Cruel and Unusual Pun-ishment

[billroper]

For daisy_knotwise, who enjoys the creative mangling of the English language, I present this bunch of groaners.

Comments

[laurel-potter.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I especially liked 18 and 19.

I'm going to repost this on my flist, if you don't mind.

[billroper]

No problem. Glad you enjoyed it!

[aryana-filker.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* 19 made me nearly fell off my chair. *bwuaaaahahahaha*

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

It's the only reason I'd EVER look at anything on that site. But it was worth the visit.