Curb Your Doggerel #2

[billroper]

In honor of telynor's doggerel day, another children's poem along the lines of Uncle Fred.

See them shambling down the street,
Moving slowly, not so neat.
I'm now quite sure that they're insane.
They say they want to eat my brain.
Zombies used to come from voodoo,
A fine old choice of mystic hoodoo.
Then the movies took them over.
Oh, my dear! They've gotten Rover!

Comments

[catalana.livejournal.com]

*laugh* I think this is the first one I've really liked. Nicely done!

[billroper]

Thanks!

I keep thinking that if daisy_knotwise and I can generate enough of these, we might see if we can get Todd to illustrate this as a children's book. :)

[tollermom]

Do it! The world needs more zombie kids' books!