The Going Rate for One-Quarter of a Tooth

[billroper]

So if I leave the one-quarter of a molar that just broke off under my pillow tonight, what should I expect the tooth fairy to leave in return?

Comments

[carolf.livejournal.com]

In my day, I was lucky to get a dime! Cheap fairy!

Bill, I told you before: You guys have done some major bad
mojo, obviously. You really should consider throwing some
salt over your shoulder -- maybe an entire water-softener
block of salt?

Something!