Post-Lunch Funnies

[billroper]

I walked out of lunch over at the Beacon Tap, got in my car, and looked out the passenger side window at the stores across the street. A light pole was perfectly positioned so that I read the name of one store: "Advance Auto Farts".

I related this to Gretchen when I got home and she hurt herself laughing and responded "They must specialize in exhaust work."

This is (one of the reasons) why I married this woman...