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I was sitting downstairs chatting with Gretchen before heading back up to work after lunch. She asked me to please throw the ball for Ruby the Dog before I left, so I picked up the ball, let Ruby out and gave the ball a toss. Closing the door to keep the cold out, I observed that the dog had now obtained the ball and had settled in to pee. "Or possibly pooping," I added.

I then went on to posit that "Possibly Pooping" sounds like a TV sitcom starring a young nurse working in the GI department at a major urban hospital. Gretchen responded that it caused her to think of the CSN song, "Helplessly Hoping". And I immediately responded.

Possibly pooping,
The bedpan is sitting nearby
Awaiting a turd.

And Gretchen said that I could stop now...

Date: 2023-04-25 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Gretchen gave you good advice.

Date: 2023-04-27 04:53 pm (UTC)
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Gretchen is wise.

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