Things I Say To Gretchen

[billroper]

Things I say to Gretchen:

So, tell me, dear, could we best describe the great rift between those who put ketchup on hot dogs and those who believe that ketchup on hot dogs is an abomination as the Condimental Divide?

She didn't hit me...

Comments

[madfilkentist]

A local church had a sign saying "Ketchup with Jesus and relish his love!" I posted a picture of it on Reddit and said it was a condimentalist church.