The Persistence of Filking
Oct. 29th, 2019 03:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
billroperPrompted by a previous round of colonoscopy, I penned the following very short colonoscopymas carol:
I want a colonoscopy for Christmas.
A colonoscopy is all I want.
Don't want a doll or a pole for catching bass,
All I want's a doctor who will...
This was followed by Gretchen saying, "Thank you, dear."
But it was a long drive to OVFF ahead of today's colonoscopy. And thus we have another very short colonoscopymas carol (to the tune of "Happy Holidays", if it isn't obvious):
Colonoscopy!
Colonoscopy!
Oh, your bowels we will be probing!
Colonoscopy for you!
And Gretchen said, "*Thank* *you*, *dear*!"
I have three to five years before I need to have this done again. That may be long enough for her to forgive me...
I want a colonoscopy for Christmas.
A colonoscopy is all I want.
Don't want a doll or a pole for catching bass,
All I want's a doctor who will...
This was followed by Gretchen saying, "Thank you, dear."
But it was a long drive to OVFF ahead of today's colonoscopy. And thus we have another very short colonoscopymas carol (to the tune of "Happy Holidays", if it isn't obvious):
Colonoscopy!
Colonoscopy!
Oh, your bowels we will be probing!
Colonoscopy for you!
And Gretchen said, "*Thank* *you*, *dear*!"
I have three to five years before I need to have this done again. That may be long enough for her to forgive me...
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Date: 2019-10-30 03:33 am (UTC)It was great to see you and Gretchen again!
A Filk target maybe
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