Curb Your Doggerel

[billroper]

One of Katie's toys plays Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. Bad things happen when you're lying in bed with nothing better to do:

Here's a tale of Uncle Fred.
Everyone thought he was dead
'Til he showed up at the door.
Auntie screamed and Momma swore.
Seems he's one of the undead.
Poor blood-sucking Uncle Fred.