Mashup

[billroper]

It was an itsy-bitsy, could be wider,
Yellow polka-dotted spider
That she saw for the first time that day.
An itsy-bitsy, could be wider,
Yellow polka-dotted spider
Came and frightened Miss Muffet away.

She was afraid to go sit on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and her whey.
She was afraid to go sit on her tuffet,
But the spider just wanted to play.

One, two, three, four,
Tell the children why she swore.

These things happen when you have small children...

Update: Edited to add the verse...

Comments

[msminlr.livejournal.com]

When I was 12 years old, I had a short stay in-hospital.
One of the local radio stations was running a "count the dots on the bikini modeled in our ad" contest that week.
I forget what the prize was, but they played that song ZILLIONS of times.
Unfortunately, 3/4 of those times it was just the first 8 or 12 bars and then the segue into the promo for the contest.
I actually liked the song, so that bothered me a LOT.

[catalana.livejournal.com]

That is so very wrong.

[billroper]

We do our best. :)

And now we have a verse to go with the chorus. It's very dangerous around here...

[judifilksign.livejournal.com]

Earwormed. Thank you so very much. I go to infect my children.

[billroper]

Ah, then you can add this bit that we came up with over lunch. :)

She was afraid to go sit on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and her whey.
She was afraid to go sit on her tuffet,
But the spider just wanted to play.

One, two, three, four,
Tell the children why she swore.

[judifilksign.livejournal.com]

Augh! LOL LOL

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

You need at least a couple of more verses, Bill.

And you need to record this one.

[mbumby.livejournal.com]

(Love it!)