The Perfect Candidate

[billroper]

Everyone is searching for the perfect candidate for an elected position. Here's an ad for a candidate that I will never, never vote for.

I hope.

Comments

It all makes sense now

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

After all those years of pent up repression to get elected, no wonder they imeadiately have sex scandles after they get elected.

[mbcrui.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a normal political ad to me.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

He's gotta be better than some o' those damned incumbents.

[docstrange.livejournal.com]

Yeah! What we need is a real outsider with experience!

Incumbent, recumbent, it all sounds like a disease.

[smoooom.livejournal.com]

That's the most honest, upfront, ad for a politician I've ever seen. I may die tomorrow. As Satire it's totally awesome!