Curb Your Doggerel

[billroper]

One of Katie's toys plays Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. Bad things happen when you're lying in bed with nothing better to do:

Here's a tale of Uncle Fred.
Everyone thought he was dead
'Til he showed up at the door.
Auntie screamed and Momma swore.
Seems he's one of the undead.
Poor blood-sucking Uncle Fred.

Comments

[jeff-duntemann.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'll meet that, and raise you:


Let there be fleas on earth, but keep them away from me;
Let there be slugs and snails, but not where I can see;
To love all creatures' obnoxious features would drive me up a tree--
So let there be fleas on Earth, but keep them awayyyyyyyy
From me!


Must be something in the air today.

[qtrhorserider.livejournal.com]

Been there, filked that...just can't remember any of them at the moment.

Welcome to parenthood!

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

You know, Bill, you're making things difficult for all of who want to be the corrupting influence in Katie's life.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Don't sing this to the kid and wonder why she turned Goth later...

[boogiebabe-smap.livejournal.com]

Love it. :-D