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Dear Amazon:

I do not recall ordering more snow. I am *certain* that I did not order another eleven inches of snow, as the six inches of snow that we already had was quite enough, thank you.

Please send me a link so that I can print out a return label, as I do not wish to keep this item, even if you do not charge me for it. Normally, I would try to return it at my local Kohl's store, but there is another eleven inches of snow between me and them, so this is not going to work for me.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.