Just Thinking...

[billroper]

If Spider-Man lost his last close living relative, would he be dismayed?

Comments

[ladypoetess.livejournal.com]

Thank you, ow, my brain. I think I actually put a hand to my forehead after I grabbed the pun in the sentence.

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

And if you couldn't sing (God forbid), would you be denoted?

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTOR

[controuble.livejournal.com]

*GROAN*

[beamjockey.livejournal.com]

This may work even better as a Tom Swiftie.

[legoline.livejournal.com]

You should talk to sibylle about this :) She wrote an entire (hilarious) song about polite terms for when people are let go from work. My favourite is "cowboys being derranged" :-)

[ericcoleman]

You ... are not a good person ... you really aren't.

[katyhh.livejournal.com]

My favourite is the musician being decomposed :)

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the delayed prostitute and the deflowered florist :)