Ah, Go Sit In A Bucket
Dec. 22nd, 2025 05:00 pm![]()
Me: “Oh. I don’t carry cash, sorry.”
Worker: *Not believing me* “Uh-huh.”
Christmas decorations, as demanded
Dec. 22nd, 2025 10:54 am
I shouldn’t have been surprised that my living room plants had organized. There’s a lot of community-building going on these days, especially here in Chicago.
“I speak for all of us,” the dragon tree said. “You marched for No Kings, so why are you thinking about decorating us? This holiday is for Three Kings. That’s three times worse.”
It took me a moment to figure out what they were talking about. Every year, one of my houseplants impersonates a Christmas tree. This year, they were a little on edge, understandably. It’s been a rough year.
“Let me tell you the holiday story,” I said. Plants are attentive, and they listened quietly. “So you see, the Three Kings are wise men.”
“Wise. Completely different kings, then. If we’re decorated, we’re protesting in favor of joy to the world, right? In that case, we all want to be decorated. The living room will be a massive pro-holiday rally.”
Every year, the plants have opinions about holiday decorating, and I’ve learned that plants are stubborn. So, this year, everyone gets to celebrate. It’s the season of joy and community around here. Happy holidays to you, too.
Cats
Dec. 22nd, 2025 07:40 amIf Julio is ever sick enough to need the vet, it had better be fast and fatal because I'll never catch him to get him into a carrier. I've done it twice - once when he was tiny and my brother was there to help. And once when we moved here and it took more than an hour of chasing him. Hopefully, this was a one off and now it's done.
In my next life, I think I'll be a linguist, particularly a dilectologist. I hope I have more precise hearing for it.
I am sure I have another bag of tofu litter in this house. And I am sure I have another bag of Halloween mellow creme pumpkins in this house and I can not find either of them. This house is not that big. There are not that many places to hide shit and I swear I've searched every nook and cranny.
I do know where my keys and sunglasses are, though.
Today I'm going to a pop up aqua aerobics class. There's a woman here who is essentially the director's secretary who is teaching it. She was initially hired here a couple of years ago as a roving employee - on the front desk, in the dining room, odd jobs. She had experience as a aqua fit teacher so it was thought she'd fill in now and again but she never did. But the fitness director is trying new things to see how she can best fill in the schedule - best for the residents and best for the fitness staff. This pop up class is testing it all - the schedule and the teacher and the residents. My friend, Martha, will be there and some others I know. Should be fun. It's not till 11.
Otherwise this week looks fairly calm. A lot of people will be gone, of course, and/or having company. Wednesday and Thursday meals will be down to one big meal each day which is fine. We have a good puzzle going and some other good ones in the queue. I have lots of TV to watch and minimonsters to knit.

2025.12.22
Dec. 22nd, 2025 08:45 amUnexpected arrival is a boon for birdlife in New Zealand, where there are only 500 takahē left
Eva Corlett in Wellington
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/dec/21/takahe-chick-rare-born-new-zealand
A mildly subversive gift guide: 10 banned books for curious and rebellious US readers
Gift a banned book to the defiant reader in your life this holiday season. Our picks by Toni Morrison, Alice Walker and others have all faced US challenges or bans
Ruth Minah Buchwald
https://www.theguardian.com/thefilter-us/2025/dec/21/banned-books-gift-ideas-guide
From Dr Seuss to All Quiet on the Western Front: 19 books to help you find hope, sense and resistance in difficult times
Writers, activists and politicians on the books they turn to for wisdom and perspective – and to restore their faith in human nature
Paul Daley
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/21/from-dr-seuss-to-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-19-books-to-help-you-find-hope-sense-and-resistance-in-difficult-times
The kindness of strangers: a boy picked up my spilled shopping when I was too pregnant to reach the ground
I’d turned around for a second but that was all it took for my trolley to start rolling away. Before I could react, it tipped over
Nicki Wright as told to Katie Cunningham
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/dec/22/kindness-strangers-spilled-shopping-pregnant ( Read more... )
piano recital: a review and an adventure
Dec. 22nd, 2025 01:42 amThe one I'd intended would have been Sarah Cahill playing music by Terry Riley in a meeting room of the main SF Public Library at 2 p.m. The occasion was to honor Riley's 90th birthday, which was last June. Riley was one of the founding fathers of the minimalist movement in the early 1960s, though he's reinvented himself several times since then, and Cahill is an indefatigable proponent of new and unusual music; she was, among other things, one of the tag team of pianists who played Philip Glass's complete Etudes some years back.
But when I got to the library I found the building closed due to a power outage. This, I eventually learned, had begun the previous evening, but I hadn't heard about it. This was irksome, especially as I'd checked the website that morning to confirm the concert was still on. The power outage was widespread, but in spots, and this particular spot covered just a few blocks around the library. Not a concert in sight.
But! Earlier, on my way to lunch, which I had at a Chinese place nearby but well outside the outage zone, I'd walked past a pizzeria which had, taped to its front window, a small notification of a concert of Bach on the piano, to be held at a church in the Mission District at 3 p.m. "Too bad Cahill's concert won't be over by then," I thought, but when I found the library closed, I simply changed my plans.
So instead of Riley I heard Bach's seven keyboard toccata suites (BWV 910-916) played on a Baldwin baby grand in a 19th-century Lutheran church across the street from Mission Dolores. The pianist, whose name was Michiko Murata, was really good. Too bad there were only about 20 people there to hear her.
She played crisply and emphatically, with clean separation of parts and with the call-and-response patterns so basic to Bach clearly enunciated. It was 90 minutes of the master of intricate counterpoint showing his chops, and with this clarity of enunciation it was sheer pleasure to hear.
Fortunately there was a brief intermission halfway through, and I returned from the long trudge to the men's room just in time to see Murata in the sanctuary's foyer, about to make her entrance. "You're back," she said to me. "I thought you'd left." This is something you can say when your audience is so small you can count them. "Oh no," I replied, "I've got to hear how this comes out." (With one of Bach's few excursions into the major mode, as it turned out.)
Exceptional Return (part 1 of 1, complete)
Dec. 21st, 2025 10:54 pmBy Dialecticdreamer/Sarah Williams
Part 1 of 1, complete
Word count (story only): 1568
[21 December 2016]
:: An hour after Summer left the diner, the teleporter returned. She couldn’t have predicted that, so everything that followed was utterly flabbergasting, in the best of ways. Part of the Polychrome Heroics universe, and written for the December of 2025 Giftmas event. This is a gift for the solstice, on the solstice. This is for all those readers who hate getting lumped in with “Well it’s almost Christmas anyway.” ::
Summer Longacre was still trying to wring the water out of her hair after her fifteen-minute shower, when the distinctive z-z-z-zziiip echoed through the front door. She peered through the peephole at the broad concrete landing where snow and ice clung to the black enameled railing made of common square stock. The winter breeze pushed through the area so fiercely that no one was allowed to leave outdoor gear next to the entryway.
She looked down, checking her long teal caftan and nodded. Someone rapped on the door just as her fingers brushed the knob, making her jump back. “Right here,” she called through the door. Her breath whistled in the back of her throat.
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Some Cold-Weather Holiday Food
Dec. 21st, 2025 10:04 pmActual scientific work is definitely slowing down around here as the holidays approach. As I often do, I wanted to (re)post some recipes of foods that go well with the season (or perhaps with cold weather in general). I've rounded up a few new photos of the results as well! All of these are synthesized regularly here at Pipeline HQ, and I can personally vouch for all of them after long experience. If you'd like to see the whole range of recipes posted here over the years, this page (and the ones following it) should bring them up!

First off, some desserts. I think the first recipe I posted here (some years ago!) was for chocolate pecan pie, and I still get emails about it. Here's a canonical version, and the result of this year's repeat is shown at left. This one got a bit dark on the top, but it was (like all the others) consumed vigorously. In recent years I've added the recipe for cranberry-lime pie, also shown at right, which has a pH-driven color shift midway through the preparation. The chocolate pecan pie accomplishes many things, but it does not change color.
I have also made a batch of these gingersnaps, which get takers both in the earlier soft-cookie part of their lifespan and in the "snappier" phase later on. That's a shot of today's batch, actually.
This next recipe may not sound so much like cold-weather food, because it depends on summer blackberries. But the great thing about cobblers is that they work identically with fresh or with frozen berries, and I have a weighed one-cobbler-quantity bag of blackberries that my wife and I picked last September waiting for the right moment. A commercial bag of them will do the trick, too, and is a lot better than going without blackberry cobbler at all. A batch with biscuit-style topping is shown at right.
If you're not put off by the idea of a more summery dessert in December (apologies to the Southern Hemisphere folks; you're ready to roll by now!) then you could also try the key lime pie, or even the lime sorbet. I'm not quite ready for that second one myself this time of the year, but the only lime sorbet I've had that competes with it is from Berthillon in Paris (no worries, they have me beaten on everything else!) If it's your sort of thing you have to give it a try at some point, because it's unstoppable.
Now to some good stuff to eat before you get to the desserts! A classic dish for cold temperatures is French onion soup, and that recipe is my take on it. A recent effort is shown at left. As many of you no doubt already realize, a lot of online recipes grievously misstate the amount of time that it takes the caramelize the onions for this one. Now, this is not an all-day lashed-to-the-stove job, but neither will it be done in the breezy ten or fifteen minutes that some people insist is enough. But if you have some beef stock and chicken stock (or can buy some!) that is really the only labor-intensive part of the whole thing.
Another good cold-weather dish is chicken paprikash, and that recipe makes appearances around here in the wintertime. With noodles and some sour cream, it's pretty hearty stuff. Similarly robust is this chicken pot pie, shown at right, which differs from its commercial counterparts in many ways, the first being that it contains no potatoes whatsoever.
Staying with the chicken theme, we made a batch of this chicken-noodle-and-corn soup here just the other night, and I've been making it for over thirty years and can testify to its healing powers. The original recipe, being Pennsylvania Dutch, has saffron in it, but in our household saffron is reserved for the Iranian side of the menu (!) So if you try it that way, let me know.
Here's a beef dish that takes a bit of preparation, but odds are you've never had it before, since it's mostly seen in Germany and adjacent areas: rindsrouladen. This one I haven't made in a while, but it always reminds me of my father's cooking, since he made once in a while while my brother and I were growing up. During my post-doc in Germany I ordered it and found that the local version was identical in all ways with his preparation, which I was glad to report back to him!
Here's a side dish that (since I'm from Arkansas) I consider to go with most anything: cornbread (show at left, in a prep from the extensive Pipeline kitchens). You can (as the recipe indicates) add corn kernals, chopped onion, diced green chiles, cheese, or all sorts of other stuff to take it in a savory direction. Or you can make it plain and have it with whatever jam or preserves you wish! This is a Southern-style cornbread, that is to say Not Sweet And Cakey, so if you want sweetness you'll have to bring it along yourself at serving time.
OK, that should be enough to get us all through a few days, at least. I'll be pretty quiet here this week, but blogging intermittently until the beginning of 2026. I'd like to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday season, whichever ones you might celebrate. And if your celebration just includes whipping up some good food and having some people sit down and eat it with you, then consider yourself fortunate and enjoy. That's what I do, and I try never to forget the "fortunate" part.
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Dec. 21st, 2025 10:03 amanyway that's how I felt about the central relationship in The Legend of ShenLi, which is a xianxia cdrama about ✨ The Greatest General Of The Demon Realm ✨ and her epic romance with -- well. For the first five or six episodes ShenLi, the Greatest General of the Demon Realm, is trapped on Earth in the form of an angry CGI chicken, in the care of a sickly human scholar who has discovered that his angry CGI chicken is in fact some sort of supernatural entity and thinks the whole situation is very funny.
Here, for the record, is angry chicken ShenLi:

and here is ShenLi and her love interest when nobody is a chicken:

This whole introductory arc is really charming. Incredibly happy for that sickly scholar and his angry bird wife. But alas! all things must end, the lovers are parted, and ShenLi The Greatest General of the Demon Realm grimly returns home to confront her upcoming political marriage to a playboy from the Divine Realm, in the full assumption that she will never see her sickly scholar again because even aside from the political pressures one day in the Demon Realm equals a year in the human realm so the time difference is not workable.
However! then some monster nonsense starts happening in the Demon Realm, and so the Divine Realm sends its last surviving actual factual god to help out -- who bears a Mysterious Resemblance to ShenLi's sickly human boyfriend .... ( spoilers )
But enough about the leads! ( Here's a short list of my other favorite people in the drama, cut for some images as well )
Peregrine Lake is Doing Another Holiday Bonus Event!
Dec. 21st, 2025 09:05 am

Well, we decided to do that again this year.
For the next two weeks, Peregrine Lake will update on Tuesday and Thursday with a little story called The Interview. This time we’re seeing how Megan got hired at the diner. Like The Move this will be ephemeral — staying on the website through November 2026. This one will be destined for the second print collection eventually.
So enjoy the tale! Put up with my art! And the comic will resume as normal on January 6th.
tidbits cross time.
Dec. 21st, 2025 04:40 pmEarly translations of shapan from Hebrew call it a rabbit rather than a hyrax, a beast the translators did not know of. Nowadays, the usual use of shapan in Hebrew is to indicate rabbits.
Charles I invoked an old law requiring every man meeting property qualifications present himself to be knighted, or pay a fine. This was not to increase the number of knights for war, but to collect money while doing an end-run about Parliament.
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Villains Are Destined to Die, Vol. 8
Dec. 21st, 2025 04:13 pmThe story is approaching the conclusion. Spoilers ahead for the earlier volumes
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You May Now Kiss The Boss Goodbye
Dec. 21st, 2025 06:55 pmRead You May Now Kiss The Boss Goodbye
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Boss: "Hi, [Coworker's Name]! I need you to come in and cover a shift this morning."
I pause what I am doing. I'm not normally clued up on other coworkers' schedules, but today I am aware of why [Coworker] is on PTO today specifically.
Me: "[Boss], there's a reason why [Coworker] can't work today—"
Boss: *Swatting me away.* "So, [Coworker], about that shift?"
vignettes
Dec. 21st, 2025 11:12 amlittle🐤
Anyone can join, with a 50-word creative fiction vignette in the comments. Your vignette does not have to include the prompt term. Any (G or PG) definition of the word can be used.


