I recieved word from my sources that there was a partial tooth under your pillow. While I admire your gumption, aren't you a little old for this sort of thing?
Up here in Deerfield, a tooth goes for a golden dollar, so I suppose a quarter. However, I hasten to add that Deerfield (at least my part of it) is in Lake County and you are in Cook County and therefore your tooth fairy is under a different county jurisdiction (or at least so my daughters believe...it explains why they don't get the same deals from the tooth fairy as their Cook County cousins).
I would imagine given the larger tax base of Cook County that a Cook County tooth should go for higher than the Lake County tooth.
This is useful information to file away for the future. I know prices fluctuate with the demands of the second hand tooth market, but I was unaware that there were county based jurisdictions. Must remember to keep tabs on the Lake County Fairy's current offerings.
I used to get a silver dollar for my teeth. (Which was cunning, since I think they're cool and don't spend them. *grin*) So I guess you get a quarter.
Although, come to think of it, all I got for my wisdom teeth were pain, stitches, and a discovery that I'm allergic to penecillin. So I'm not sure what a quarter of that would be.
In my day, I was lucky to get a dime! Cheap fairy!
Bill, I told you before: You guys have done some major bad mojo, obviously. You really should consider throwing some salt over your shoulder -- maybe an entire water-softener block of salt?
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I'm sorry about your tooth breaking. Best wishes for a quick easy inexpensive fix.
The going rate for WHOLE teeth
But 1/4 tooth may be worth a lot less than 1/4 of that.
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*hug* I know you'll be glad to see the back-side of 2007- this has been a shitty health year for you...
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Dear Billy,
I recieved word from my sources that there was a partial tooth under your pillow. While I admire your gumption, aren't you a little old for this sort of thing?
Sincerly,
The Tooth Faery
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I would imagine given the larger tax base of Cook County that a Cook County tooth should go for higher than the Lake County tooth.
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Although, come to think of it, all I got for my wisdom teeth were pain, stitches, and a discovery that I'm allergic to penecillin. So I'm not sure what a quarter of that would be.
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Bill, I told you before: You guys have done some major bad
mojo, obviously. You really should consider throwing some
salt over your shoulder -- maybe an entire water-softener
block of salt?
Something!
Tooth Fairy
"Dear Tooth Fairy.
I lost my tooth in school today.
Are Fridays good for you?
Joseph"
So if you leave a nice note, you might get more.
Wick
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