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billroper ([personal profile] billroper) wrote2005-09-14 04:37 pm
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There Ain't No Justice

I have four tickets to tomorrow night's Cubs/Cards game at Wrigley Field that I'm not going to be able to attend because of an immovable appointment. As it happens, the chances are fair that the Cardinals will be playing to clinch the NL Central pennant tomorrow, as their magic number is now two, with Houston playing tonight.

*sigh*

[identity profile] catalana.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose I could will an anvil to drop on the people you're meeting for long enough for you to get away? (Don't worry - it wouldn't hurt them permanently. I mean, look at Wile E. Coyote. Anvils fell on him all the time and he was okay. And if you can't trust a cartoon, what can you trust?)

[identity profile] catalana.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
How about a giant inflatible anvil? Less damage, but just as much bounce!