Bill Roper's Journal

Shelving Hell

2025-07-18T04:34:12Z

We have an older shelf in the garage that somehow got one of the shelves badly bent. This caused me to worry about the stability of the unit, so I ordered a new shelf from Amazon that would fit the relatively small space. Since today is garbage day, I figured I could quickly assemble the new shelf, swap it into place, and dispose of the old shelf.

I was *so* wrong.

The shelf is one of the kinds with the removable boards across the shelf and four panels that need to be pegged together into the uprights to make the layer for the board to rest on. I had assembled a similar shelf from Home Depot many years ago and it was easy.

Except that this shelf had a pegging system that was extraordinarily finicky. Two thin metal tabs had to be inserted into narrow slots in the uprights and then hammered into place. The tolerances weren't. You might have to bend one of the tabs to get it to go in, but if you bent it too far, then it wouldn't seat properly all the way through the hole and would miss the second matching hole. It quickly became apparent that this wasn't a one person job.

So I called up K (who had returned home about half an hour earlier with her dinner) and begged for help. She wasn't thrilled, but came down to help me put this incredible mess together. I could not have done it without her.

When we got done, the shelf was metastable. The top section is held to the bottom by tabs that are extremely loose, so that you cannot pick up the shelf unit by the top half without causing it to come apart. It also seemed to be slightly off-square in an uncorrectable way. Oh, and the center brace on each shelf can be easily knocked out when you try to put something on the shelf below, because the tabs there aren't at all tight either.

I don't know. Maybe the instructions omitted the step involving a set of pliers. Or epoxy. Or something.

Anyway, K left and I went to work emptying the old shelf. Then I tried to move it out of position and the stack of 2x4s next to it fell on me.

Stop laughing.

I finally concluded that they were going to fall somewhere and weren't going to hit anything, so I let them go. Then I wrestled the shelf into position, put a few items on it to hold it down, because only gravity was going to help at this point, and put all the 2x4s back in the gap between the new shelf and the one to the left. By the time I finally got everything loaded back onto the new shelf, I was two and a half hours into this half-hour project and I was completely out of steam.

With the old shelf still to be dismantled and disposed of.

I called up K and begged for some more help. K had worked her full shift as a camp counselor earlier in the day and was not thrilled by this request, but she came down and did it with a bit of help from Julie.

So the old shelf is gone, the new shelf is in place. It will, I hope, remain standing.

Meanwhile, if you are shopping on Amazon, do not buy any of the shelf units with a tabbed design for the shelves, because whatever you pay for them is too much.

Gack.

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Embracing Summer

2025-06-09T02:59:27Z

The weather has twisted into something resembling early summer and I have decided it is time to embrace it.

One of the fellows that I used to coach softball with came by to pick up the items we had to donate to the league. We had fun catching up. His team has a big game coming up on Wednesday. One of the other coaches that I worked with has talked about going to catch a game, so I texted her and if plans hold together, we'll both be at Wednesday's game to see how things are going. It's been a while. There are definitely days when I miss coaching softball, but I have to admit that I enjoy the additional sleep. :)

K starts her summer job (her *first* job!) tomorrow. Today, we went out to lunch and then I took her over to Walmart to pick up additional summer camp appropriate work clothes. She also used the gift card that she'd gotten for graduation to grab some more games for the Switch, which seems like a fine idea. (We gave her a pair of additional controllers so that four person games are now possible.)

While both cars were out of the garage temporarily, I took advantage of the access to do a bit of minor rearranging so that things fit better. My side of the garage now seems fine. Gretchen's side may need another tweak or two. We'll see. (The branch chipper that we acquired in the interim is taking up a bit of space that I'd rather it not, but the options for where to put it are limited.)

Yesterday, we had grilled hamburgers and sweet corn for dinner. Today, Gretchen made some grilled onions for me which I added to some pan-fried Polish sausage. Gretchen had boiled stadium brats. Dinner was simple and tasty.

And I spent some time down in the studio hunting for an ADAT tape for a project that a friend is working on. The ADAT tape has not turned up and I have run out of places to look, so I've sent off an email apologizing. I have a *lot* of ADAT tapes in my basement, but apparently not *this* one.

*sigh*

Recording is resuming shortly. *Very* shortly.

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Victory Conditions

2025-06-08T03:07:38Z

Both cars are finally parked in the garage again. It has been a bit more than nine years since a pallet of books for ISFiC Press needed to be stored in the garage, which meant that one of the cars had to stay in the driveway. It is remarkably hard to get a pallet of books to go away once it arrives.

Gretchen parked in the driveway during a variety of miserable weather for most of that time. Winter, of course, is the worst with snow and ice. It was very good of her. We replaced her van in December 2023 and the new van, being a PHEV, took the space in the garage so it could be charged.

I did not like parking in the driveway. I think I liked frost less than I liked snow.

At various times in the intervening nine years, we attempted to clear out the garage. We finally got the books moved out to the storage locker, which made it possible. But at one point, I decided that I needed to clear the mass of boxes that had been stored in the library as we had the kitchen remodeled out to the garage so I could get the library back. Then *more* boxes got stored in the library. Oops. Now I had set back the garage cleaning *and* still didn't get the library back.

Eventually, the boxes in the library were dispatched once and for all, along with the boxes that had gone to the garage. There was hope! Except that we had tossed a variety of things into the garage in the interim, because it got them out of the way. This was true. Inconvenient when trying to clean the garage, but true.

When it looked like we were going to fix the fence ourselves, I bought the lumber in preparation for this and stored it in (chorus) *the garage*. Then we hired someone to fix the fence, but I now had all of this perfectly good lumber occupying too much of the garage. Gretchen noted several times that we could not clean out the garage successfully with all of that lumber out there. Gretchen was (as usual) correct.

About a month ago, I found myself with some time to kill and Gretchen's van was not in the garage. I *found* places to tuck all the lumber where it was out of the way. I now have a partially cedar-lined garage with all the pickets that are tucked away in between the studs. But the lumber was out of the way, so Gretchen's precondition was satisfied.

Over the last three weekends, we have (with varying numbers of kids) spent some time out in the garage. Two huge boxes full of unread Chicago Tribunes went into the recycling bin over successive weekends. I saved enough to use as charcoal starter for some indefinite period of time. Shelves were rearranged and boxes shoehorned onto them. Broken things were disposed of. Useful things were either kept or boxed up for Goodwill. The back of Gretchen's van is *very* full with three outgrown bicycles that will be leaving tomorrow.

Thursday, I put out the pallet that had once held up Mount McGuire and the old Oriental rug that the mice had gotten to for the garbage collection. Happily, they took both. The garbage bin and recycling bin were *very* full.

Today, I decided to finish it up. I went out and collected the donations for the girls' softball league that will be picked up tomorrow: two helmets, two sets of cleats, my lineup board from the season when I was a head coach, and a batting tee. The last of the stuff for Goodwill went into the car. Things were tucked into corners.

Then I went in and got the remaining magnetic hooks, attached them to the big metal shelves that hold up my tool bag and the small sound system, and draped the cord for the charging plug for Gretchen's van over them so that she wouldn't drive across it trying to get in. I swept things into a pile, then recruited K to help me bag the mess for the trash.

And the floor was empty.

I rolled the trash cans and the dolly off onto the grass for the moment and pulled my car out of the driveway, parking it on the street. I had already gotten the key to Gretchen's van, so I backed it out of the garage, got a running start, and pulled it into the freshly cleared space where it fit nicely. There was even space to plug it into the charger.

I put the dolly and the cans back into their space on my side of the garage. Then I went across the circle, got my car, and pulled it in.

There was much rejoicing.

There are still a great many cleaning projects to finish up around the house, but this one, at least, is finally finished.

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The Continuing Quest to Reclaim the Garage

2025-06-01T22:58:51Z

My quest to reclaim the garage continues. I started moving a few things around while Gretchen and Julie went out for a drive. This included consigning a large box of unread Chicago Tribunes to the recycling bin.
When COVID hit, I pretty much stopped reading the newspaper. Eventually, I cancelled the subscription, but the unread papers lingered. For years.

When Gretchen and Julie got back, the whole family convened in the garage, the weather being good. Three bags of garbage later, we are *awesomely* close to having the garage in a condition where both cars can park in it. (Yes, at the same time. Wise guys...)

The old cheap Oriental rug turned out to be a complete loss, as mice had gotten to it, so it will go out in next week's trash, along with the pallet that once held up Mount McGuire. But most of the remaining stuff that needed to be dealt with found its way onto shelves, or into one of the three bags of trash that are now in the garbage, or into the house for sorting, or into the boxes for Goodwill.

Once the trash goes out next week -- which, annoyingly, has to wait for Thursday night, because our trash pickup is on Friday, which is (in my opinion) the worst day of the week for trash pickup -- then I can finish up the final bits.

And then Gretchen can put her van back on the left side of the garage.

And I can park my car on the right side.

Fingers crossed!

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Heave Ho!

2025-05-27T02:42:03Z

After I got back from lunch and grocery shopping, I asked everyone to please come out and make at least an initial assault on the garage, because I would like to be able to park my car there again before next winter, so starting now was a good idea.

Progress was made. A number of things were consigned to the garbage or will be added to it closer to trash day. A number of other things, including outgrown bicycles, were put in the back of the van to go to Goodwill. And some things were put away or taken into the house for sorting.

There is still a lot of stuff that needs to go. And other things that need to be given away.

(Anybody local want a roughly 8x10 olefin Oriental rug in red and cream that has been rolled up in the garage for a long time? It will clearly need a good cleaning.)

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